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- What is the difference between a joke and an anecdote?
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A joke is an amusing story while an anecdote is a short account of a real incident or person, often humorous or interesting.
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?”, the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”
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Joke-related Expressions
Useful expressions to talk about jokes:
( ) This is being able to laugh at yourself, such as making a joke when something bad has happened to you.
( ) A comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent.
( ) This involves put-downs or insults targeted toward individuals.
( ) This involves telling jokes about everyday life.
( ) A form of self-awareness, but the person using that humor only points out what they think are negative things or things they don’t like about themselves, but says it aloud in a funny, joking way.
( ) The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
( ) A style of humor involving exaggerated physical activity that exceeds the boundaries of normal physical comedy, e.g. someone slipping on a banana peel.
( ) A form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic.
(3) This is being able to laugh at yourself, such as making a joke when something bad has happened to you.
(6) A comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent.
(1) This involves put-downs or insults targeted toward individuals.
(7) This involves telling jokes about everyday life.
(4) A form of self-awareness, but the person using that humor only points out what they think are negative things or things they don’t like about themselves, but says it aloud in a funny, joking way.
(8) The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
(2) A style of humor involving exaggerated physical activity that exceeds the boundaries of normal physical comedy, e.g. someone slipping on a banana peel.
(5) A form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic.
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